Januar 6, 2021 How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Januar 6, 2021 What is sicker than sick? What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Januar 6, 2021 How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree? How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Januar 6, 2021 What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Januar 6, 2021 Why cannibals do not eat comedians? Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Januar 6, 2021 A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter… A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, „ONE BURGER!“The cook, who’s even bigger,…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!
Januar 6, 2021 What sexual position makes an ugly baby? What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Januar 6, 2021 CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they are. I am vividly confronted with this fact every time…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling? Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over and someone saw fiftypounds of crack….