Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.
Januar 6, 2021 A ventriloquist was driving in the country… A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm. He asked for and was given a tour.As he was…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch…
Januar 6, 2021 Now, that is disgusting! Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek! mommy,mommy:I hate daddyis guts. shut up kid and keep…
Januar 6, 2021 There was this little boy who went in the whore house… There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash. He went to the counter and asked…
Januar 6, 2021 When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair…
Januar 6, 2021 One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party… One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce…
Januar 6, 2021 La Machine La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Januar 6, 2021 Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Januar 6, 2021 what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and… Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty crosserSent by Corey