Januar 6, 2021 For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake… For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:“You are not getting older,You are just getting better.“When asked how he…
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Januar 6, 2021 What did I do? „Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?“she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.“I don’t know, but I…