Januar 6, 2021 A man answers the phone and has the following… A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: „Yes, mother, I’ve had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult – I…
Januar 6, 2021 The angry wife met her husband at the door… The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. „I assume,“ shebarked, „there…
Januar 6, 2021 Three acurate guesses One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, „I’mgoing to kiss…
Januar 6, 2021 John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling… John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says… A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, „Would you like to dance?“The girl says, „I don’t like this song,…
Januar 6, 2021 Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet… Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already have boyfriends!
Januar 6, 2021 A bloke came home and found his missus in bed… A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.“Hello, hello, hello!“ he screamed at them.“Aren’t you talking to me?“ his…
Januar 6, 2021 A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night… A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife’s throat. All of a…
Januar 6, 2021 Daddy, where did I come from? „Daddy?“ the kid asked his father. „Where did I come from?““Ask your mother,“ he replied.“I did,“ the kid said. „But I don’t think she…
Januar 6, 2021 The young immigrant couple had just left the… The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens.“It is wonderful,“ the husband exclaimed. „We are American…