Januar 6, 2021 Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day… Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually theyend up…
Januar 6, 2021 Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole… Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He’d waggle, look down, look up, but never start…
Januar 6, 2021 A different father A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfectly healthy „Doctor,“ the embarrassed man said, „I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up for my wife anymore.“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you…
Januar 6, 2021 Just like my wife A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over…
Januar 6, 2021 My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting… My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
Januar 6, 2021 A man sat quietly reading his morning paper… A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holdinga…
Januar 6, 2021 On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks… On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Actually, I never…
Januar 6, 2021 Brand new A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed.?.Married men…