Januar 6, 2021 What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.
Januar 6, 2021 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and another to suck my dick?.as I…
Januar 6, 2021 Got something „Get this.“ said the bloke to his mates, „Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my…
Januar 6, 2021 When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and… When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to…
Januar 6, 2021 How about a bridal? „We’d like a room, please,“ the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. „We were married this morning.““Congratulations,“ the desk clerk said, „how about the…
Januar 6, 2021 Barry took a girl out on her first date… Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, „My mother…
Januar 6, 2021 A man was complaining to a friend… A man was complaining to a friend.“I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then,…
Januar 6, 2021 The last request Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as he always does whenMary Clancey came up to him in…
Januar 6, 2021 Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cake!
Januar 6, 2021 She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.