Januar 6, 2021 Controlling your spouse There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while…
Januar 6, 2021 A caring husband A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.- Anything else? – NO, thanks,…
Januar 6, 2021 Let him dig An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could…
Januar 6, 2021 The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month… The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Finally, he proposed, „Bernie,…
Januar 6, 2021 A bad habit I overheard a friend telling his pal, „I can’t break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.““What is…
Januar 6, 2021 Where am I, Cathy? Attorney to witness: „What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?“Witness: „Where am I Cathy?“Attorney: „And…
Januar 6, 2021 A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife… A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, „Doctor, I think my wife is deaf…
Januar 6, 2021 A husband and wife were in their back yard… A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding backside. He commented, „Boy, your ass is getting big.almost asbig…
Januar 6, 2021 A technical bastard A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to…
Januar 6, 2021 A little kid comes running into the backyard… A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, „Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!““Son, you know my lips are chapped….