Januar 6, 2021 Being hurt A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on theFerris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So…
Januar 6, 2021 A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts… A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, „What are you doing?“She replies, „I went…
Januar 6, 2021 Two men are discussing their lives… Two men are discussing their lives. One says, „I’m getting married.I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes towear.“The other one…
Januar 6, 2021 A bum asks a man for $2… A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, „Will you buy booze?“The bum said, „No.“The man asked, „Will you gamble it away?“The bum…
Januar 6, 2021 A farmer walked into an attorney office… A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, „May I help you?“ The farmer said,“Yea, I want…
Januar 6, 2021 After the party, as the couple was driving home… After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,“Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen…
Januar 6, 2021 A wife was berating her husband… A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, „Don’t unleash the beast in me.“The wife snickered and replied,…
Januar 6, 2021 Opposites attract „You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,“ said the new tenant’s neighbor. „Why on earthdid you get married?““I suppose…
Januar 6, 2021 What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!
Januar 6, 2021 A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins… A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I don’t have a headache!“ He says, „Aha!“