Januar 6, 2021 What is a breathanalyzer? „Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‚Breathalyzer‘?“ asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool.“Well, I’d have to say it’s a bag that tells…
Januar 6, 2021 A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way… A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. „Didn’tyou see the arrow, buddy?“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 There was a drunk man walking down the street turning… There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came up to him and asked, „Sir,…
Januar 6, 2021 Get a heart transplant |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.“Excuse me,“ he said, „have you lost something?““No,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Preventive medicine belief |Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
Januar 6, 2021 Do you have a solution? |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
Januar 6, 2021 I have bad and very bad news |Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you take the patient's temperature? |Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Januar 6, 2021 We need to help these people |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What…
Januar 6, 2021 I've got good and bad |I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, „I have good news and…