Januar 6, 2021 Did you ever have this before? |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Januar 6, 2021 My son swallowed the can opener |Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the…
Januar 6, 2021 The bad and the worse news |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well,…
Januar 6, 2021 My wife is beating me |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!
Januar 6, 2021 I'm gaining weight doctor |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Januar 6, 2021 We are the best of friends |The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, „Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you…
Januar 6, 2021 Does it hurt when you do this? |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Januar 6, 2021 Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox.
Januar 6, 2021 What is your problem? |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be…
Januar 6, 2021 You're in great health |Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doctor: See, what did I tell you.