Januar 6, 2021 Driving exams worry me |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually.Liz: I’m the examiner!
Januar 6, 2021 The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity.2. Be cheerful…
Januar 6, 2021 Problems remembering |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem? A variationDoctor:…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor, should I file my nails? |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Januar 6, 2021 I would like to havea second opinion |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second…
Januar 6, 2021 I think I need a pair of glasses |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Januar 6, 2021 Put me into a fighting mood |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like…
Januar 6, 2021 Get me an ambulence now |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator: Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Januar 6, 2021 Consultation fees |A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and…
Januar 6, 2021 Question and answer jokes |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!Q: If you…