Januar 6, 2021 Actual stupid questions asked |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person…
Januar 6, 2021 That's a real bargain |A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Rules for hunting lawyers |1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use…
Januar 6, 2021 Excess billing hours |A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see…
Januar 6, 2021 Ounces of brain for sale |A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of…
Januar 6, 2021 What type of tracks? |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer…
Januar 6, 2021 Solving a dispute |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, „Oh, look! A nut!“ The second…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers take everything |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: „Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!“ The defendant…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers give irrelevant information |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean,…
Januar 6, 2021 The devil's offer |The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. „I can arrange some things for you, “ the devil said. „I’ll increase…