Januar 6, 2021 After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute… After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.“Thanks,“…
Januar 6, 2021 What's a real mate? Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.
Januar 6, 2021 How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex? How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Januar 6, 2021 Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods… Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull? What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very last headjob.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between white onions, brown onions… Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing. They all make woman’s eyes water.
Januar 6, 2021 How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex? How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.
Januar 6, 2021 Five fingers A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On their wedding night she joyfully jumps into bed and he…
Januar 6, 2021 This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous… This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids? How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you?.up the arse with…