Januar 6, 2021 Women vs. Dogs Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them…
Januar 6, 2021 New scientific element : MAN Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes…
Januar 6, 2021 Ears lookin at you! A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss…
Januar 6, 2021 Church Sunday Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. „You know,“ said the first friend, „I can always tell who the golfers are…
Januar 6, 2021 The Politically Correct Country Club Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they’re…
Januar 6, 2021 LOFT Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Definitions Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot…
Januar 6, 2021 The Golfer vs. The Fisherman Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it!
Januar 6, 2021 Four worst words Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It’s still your turn!
Januar 6, 2021 Disorder in the Court! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down…