Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could…
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn’t want to be late for my trial.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says „Bus Stop.“