Autor: ghost21

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see…

Policeman: What do you think you’re doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says „Safety Zone.“

Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It’s too dangerous on the street.

Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.

Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing…

Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.