Autor: ghost21

Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see…

Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing…

Policeman: What do you think you’re doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says „Safety Zone.“

Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.

Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn’t want to be late for my trial.

Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you’re the one with the radar.

Policeman: Didn’t you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.