Autor: ghost21

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the…

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. „What’s going on?“…

Policeman: Didn’t you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.

Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that…

Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it’s covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is…

Policeman: Didn’t you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

What’s the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, „Spit out that toffee“ and a train says, „Choo, choo.“

Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

Policeman: Didn’t you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don’t flirt when I drive.