Januar 6, 2021 The Hundred Nuns One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up…
Januar 6, 2021 Speaking of Sex A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a…
Januar 6, 2021 Drown my troubles I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to go swimming!
Januar 6, 2021 Pray for a bike When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn’t work that way,…
Januar 6, 2021 Marmite Competition I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite…..one jar!
Januar 6, 2021 imigration test You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Dictionary Part I BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in „Our daughter’s computer cost quite a bit.“BOOT – What your friends give you because…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they’re in heaven, and God is sitting on the great…
Januar 6, 2021 Tech Glossary 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes…