Autor: ghost21

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

What „bus“ crossed the ocean? Columbus.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.

Sam left work after a tiring day. ‚Take the bus home,‘ suggested a friend. ‚My mother would only make me take it back,‘ Sam…

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn’t fit through the door.

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.