Autor: ghost21

Sam left work after a tiring day. ‚Take the bus home,‘ suggested a friend. ‚My mother would only make me take it back,‘ Sam…

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a…

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow,…

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very…

As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the…