Autor: ghost21

Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She’s the one on her bike.

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.