Autor: ghost21

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries? A: Under „Home Improvements.“

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig…