Autor: ghost21

Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its…

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She’s the one on her bike.

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that…

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, “Nein! Nein!“ So two guys walk…

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in…

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, „Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!“ Her…

Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.