Autor: ghost21

Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: „Is it mine?“

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you…

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in…

Did you hear about the blonde who put „Sagittarius“ at the bottom of application forms where it said „Sign Here“.

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and…

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.