Autor: ghost21

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? „Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!“

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it “Curl Up and Dye.“

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That’s where you wash all your vegetables!

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.