Autor: ghost21

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the…

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt’n peckers.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.