Autor: ghost21

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a…

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.