Autor: ghost21

… Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a…

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency…

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…