Autor: ghost21

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.

Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A: A Space Invader.

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.