Autor: ghost21

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were…

Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.

Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment? A: She can’t say „No“.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.