Autor: ghost21

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were…

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment? A: She can’t say „No“.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone…

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde’s friend said, „Oh, look, a dead birdie!“ The blonde…

Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. „It’s okay Daddy, I’m not hurt.“