Autor: ghost21

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No….

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited…

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker…

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. „Thanks for the refill!“

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it…

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a…