Autor: ghost21

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited…

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it…

Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No….

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. „It’s okay Daddy, I’m not hurt.“

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone…

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate…