Autor: ghost21

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it…

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Q: Why was the blondes‘ belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave

Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all…

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in? A: „Have another beer.“