Autor: ghost21

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw „911“ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it…

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.