Autor: ghost21

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts…. she gave me change!

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break… It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.