Autor: ghost21

Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum:…

The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he…

Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. „There is a blind man to see you,“…

Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse…

„This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.“ „Maybe you should spit out the plate!“

Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a Happy one!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!