Autor: ghost21

„I guess I didn’t get my birthday wish.“ „How do you know?“ „You’re still here!“

„I’m giving a ’surprised‘ birthday party for you.“ „A ’surprised‘. birthday party? What’s that?“ „That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and…

Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!

„Did you go shopping for my birthday present?“ „Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.“ „What thing is that?“ „Nothing!“

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!

Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!

„Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.“ „Next time, take off the candles.“