Autor: ghost21

What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

„My birthday’s coming“ Do you know what I need?“ „Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?“

I’ve been shopping for my wife’s birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why…

Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.

What’s the greatest birthday present? Hard to say – but a drum takes a lot of beating.

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. „I’ll never understand women“…

Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to…

„I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‚Happy Birthday.’“

„Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.“

It was Grandpa Jones‘ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to…