Autor: ghost21

How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don’t think…

A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

„Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.“

Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old…

It was Grandpa Jones‘ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to…

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you? Fred: I…

Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to…

I forgot my brother’s birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.

Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same day as his father’s. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He…

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. „I’ll never understand women“…