Autor: ghost21

„I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‚Happy Birthday.’“

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.

Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.

Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What’s the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow….

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from…

BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

It was Grandpa Jones‘ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to…

Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my…

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. „Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,“ he…

How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks…