Autor: ghost21

Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Two owls were playing pool. One said, „Two hits.“ The other replied, „Two hits to who?“

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on…

What does an educated owl say? Whom.

What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.

What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.

Teacher: What’s a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma’am.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.