Autor: ghost21

Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my…

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on…

Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don’t become polly-saturated!

What’s a parrot’s favourite game? Monopoly!

What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting „Pieces of four“? Short John Silver!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!