Autor: ghost21

Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What’s a parrot’s favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !

What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !