Autor: ghost21

What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !

Q: Why did the chicken say, „Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?“ A: He was studying foreign languages.

What’s the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

What is a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and Speak!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

What’s the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!