Autor: ghost21

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

What is a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and Speak!

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

What’s the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

What’s the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.