Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.
Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. „I’ve just bought a pig,“ said the first. „But where will you keep it?“ said…
Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. „What’s wrong?“ asked his mother. „Do people really come from dust, like they said in…
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice. You don’t want justice – you want mercy !
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes I can’t understand why people say my girlfriend’s legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks – but they certainly don’t match.
Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley…
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. ‚I thought it was love at first sight,‘ said Julie. ‚It…