Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. „I’ve just bought a pig,“ said the first. „But where will you keep it?“ said…
Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. „What’s wrong?“ asked his mother. „Do people really come from dust, like they said in…
Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley…
Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.
Januar 6, 2021 Bed jokes Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it’s your bed. Oh, I’m all right at night, it’s in the day I have…
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.
Januar 6, 2021 Beauty jokes A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‚Dad, dad‘ he said, ‚there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face‘ ‚Tell…