Autor: ghost21

What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged…

People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.

A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. „Hmmm,“ said the doctor. „I’ve no idea what it is.“…

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.

Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.

A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‚Dad, dad‘ he said, ‚there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face‘ ‚Tell…

„My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!“said Miss Conceited. “Then he’s right said her little brother.“Sophia Loren?“ „No-spaghetti!“

Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.